There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.