I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."
Chic MurrayThe police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
Chic Murray