This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted him up to feed him, his father rented the pram out. Then, when they came into money later, his mother hired a woman to push the pram - and he's been pushed for money ever since.
Chic MurrayMy mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
Chic MurrayWe were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.
Chic Murray