Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !

There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can go in front of a bunch of people you never met before, you can say some stuff and they all laugh in unison - that's amazing. It's a miracle.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.