Are we so desperate for entertainment that we will fall for a Trickless magician?? Saw a woman in half. Pull a rabbit out of a hat. Do something! What tricks does this guy have? "I'm in a box...and I ain't gonna eat.". "I'm in a box... and I ain't gonna eat!!" That ain't no trick! That's called living in the projects!

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

Tomorrow is more sure than just about anything else in the entire world.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.