Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.
Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.
I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.