I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.