I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

I hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. I’ve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, what’s the line? And the guy goes, it’s time to go to the store. And then I go, it’s time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.