I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.

You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.