Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
God bless America. And no place else.
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.