They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.