If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.