No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

If you see a black woman with an overweight white man, you know she got effed up credit!

I love black people, but I hate niggers.