Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.