Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

Yeah, it's unfair that you can get judged by something you didn't do, but it's also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn't work for.

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.