Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.