Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.