A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.
Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read with all this light.' Nobody give a fk about dads!