For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.
I want my name to be a brand in comedy. I hope my name stands for comedic excellence.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.