Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.