Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

I never wanted to churn it out. Comedians tend to work all the time. They never put it down like musicians who might make an album then take three or four years off to recharge their batteries. Comedians tend to work straight through and they get stale because of that. Even when I didn't have a lot of money I never ever did it unless I had something new to say.

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!