I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

I live way below my means.

Hollywood's just not funny.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's not gonna go see the white guy who doesn't make him laugh just because that guy is white.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.