I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

I had always been - everybody kind of likes comedy. I was very interested in comedy, beyond just liking it. I had friends that took apart radios; I wanted to take apart jokes.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.