Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.

Black History Month is in the shortest month of the year, and the coldest-just in case we want to have a parade

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.