Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.

Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

I think it's better to have ideas.