There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.
Though part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel or Dan Rather.
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!