Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people. But once you have kids, you have everything in common with everybody.

I just remember that whenever I got really mad or passionate, like in an argument, people would laugh, and I'd be dead serious. It would happen a lot. So it was like, Gee, I've got something here.