Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.
I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?