Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.

So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.