Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

I believe you got my property?

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.