Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.