I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
If you live below your means, you can turn down stuff all the time.