I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

An entertainer's reputation as a live act is the most valuable thing he or she can have. If people know you give good shows, you'll never be broke for the rest of your life.

I've remade a few movies and they all have one thing in common: great endings. If you're going to remake something, make sure that ending is tight. It's a little less challenging, if you have a great ending. If you don't have a great ending, don't remake the movie.

Remember when we was young, everybody used to have these arguments about who's better, Michael Jackson or Prince? Prince won!

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

I believe you got my property?