I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, ‘Was I in the right place?’ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there’d be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therf—ker down!

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.