Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'