Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
George Bush hates midgets.
When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
I do what I can do when I can do it.