I believe you got my property?
You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right there in front of you.
I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you work alone. Movies have to go under so much scrutiny. A stand-up special is a vision, and a movie is a consensus in a lot of ways.