The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

A man is only as faithful as his options.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.