You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.
Men are handicapped when it comes to arguing, 'cause we have a need to make sense.
Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.