You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
Chris RockPeople want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
Chris RockI am just here to support the President of the United States. President of the United States is our boss, but he is also... you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don't it will usually bite you on the ass later on. So, I'm here to support the President.
Chris Rock