Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.
Hollywood's racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It's like - we like you, Rhonda, but you're not a Kappa.
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.
Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?