If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.

You know, you get famous and you work in these weird jobs and you don't have a lot in common with people. But once you have kids, you have everything in common with everybody.

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.