Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is.

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree.

If you told me two years I would miss the greatest basketball game ever to hang out with Nathan Lane, I'd say, 'You're crazy!'