When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.