When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

I'll go with the guy with one house. The guy with one house is scared about losing his house.

You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.