When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.