You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.
Chris RockThough part of me had always wanted to be a comedian, another part of me had always wanted to be Bryant Gumbel or Dan Rather.
Chris RockI hate when people go on TV and tell you how hard it is to do animation. No, no, no. UPS is hard work. Iโve done some animation and here's how easy it is. The easiest job in the world. I go in a booth and I go, whatโs the line? And the guy goes, itโs time to go to the store. And then I go, itโs time to go to the store. And then they gave me $1 million.
Chris RockIn the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you're a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you're short wimpy guy, you can play a tall gladiator. If you're a white man, you can play an Arabian prince. And if you're a black man, you can play a donkey or a zebra.
Chris Rock