Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.
If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!
A man is only as faithful as his options.
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma.
When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.