Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

Hollywood's just not funny.

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.