Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.
When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.
Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group of people that saw the world in a different way, it's like this is where I need to be.
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
I think if I were to get as big as I could get, it does change your mind-state. I think like the little man. I think like the underdog. I don't want to change that.