All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love do we get this evil out of them. Only through love and structure and discipline do they not hate. The kids that hate didn't learn anything, that's the problem.
Chris RockYou know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!
Chris RockNo matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
Chris RockI never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
Chris RockBlack people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
Chris RockRelationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because itโs hard to keep up the lie! โCause you canโt get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You canโt get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, youโre not meeting them. Youโre meeting their representative!
Chris Rock