I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

My dad worked every day. I didn't get into show business to work every day. So the fact that most days I get to like, spend really good time with my kids - that's what success is to me.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

See... Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to have the same focus, and we all know what that page is. We all know what that focus is. In order for the relationship to work both people have to have the same focus, and what's that focus? That focus is all about HER! It's all about her!

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!