You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.

Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

I do what I can do when I can do it.

Stand-up comedy is like the lowest medium in all of show business in levels of respect.

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.

A black man will be elected President of the United States. I'm sorry, that's in the year 10,000.