You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.

No matter what happens or how difficult things become, you will eventually feel better.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics - there are black comics that work only black crowds, gay comics that do only gay crowds, and southern comics that only work down South, and so on with Asian, Latino, Indian, midgets, etc. The previous generation's comics were better because they had to make everybody laugh.

I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.