Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

There's a difference between racism and "I don't know any better. I'm clueless." Racism is like, "I'm trying to make you feel bad." That's racism.

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?

When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.