Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. Oh my God, they're $4 million in the hole.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, it's natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, it's natural causes. 'Cause if you was younger, you'd have got out the way!

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

It used to take years to become a junkie. But crack cut that down to 37 minutes.