Men are only as unfaithful as their options.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea; changing a belief is trickier.

Is America ready for a black president? Well, I say we just had a retarded one. When did being black become a bigger deterrent than being retarded?

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

I pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.