It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.

I've been married for 10 years and, you know, it's hard, you spruce it up and you go places. How do you spruce up anything? Artificially. You go places and do things.

There's bad and then there's EDDY CURRY BAD.

It's hard for a man to turn down sex... if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it?