You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.
Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
Men do not settle down. Men surrender.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense
I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war !