It's weird with stand-up comedy. It doesn't really translate worldwide. I want to figure out how do I make it worldwide. Do a special in Africa. Can't beat that. Pull that off, then I will have done something.

Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

If Bill Gates woke up with Oprah's money he'd jump out the window.

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.