Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.

I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.