Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

And even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't gotta go to no doctor to get it taken out, whoever shot you will take they bullet back! "I believe you have my property!"

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor.

I want to really take chances. I want to be funny in a lot of different ways. I'd like to be great. I want to reach for greatness.