My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.
When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.
When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.