You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

You just got to be really logical when you're a comedian - to a fault. Like a lawyer's got to believe in the law.

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

Whatever your woman is into, you better be into. Whatever your man is into, you better be N2. Your partner into church, you better be into church. Your man or woman a crack head, you better be a crack head ... Otherwise it just won't work.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.