You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

When a musical act performs, the black audience goes crazy for all the stuff, the album cuts, everything. White audiences, they're nice and all, but they're not going to lose it until they get the hits. Comedy is the same thing.

God bless America. And no place else.

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

I never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.