Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

Emotional affairs, those are the only real affairs; those are the real ones.

I just love New York. New York has energy, it has culture, New York is very diverse. There's not a better place in the world.

Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.

I have four jackets, five pants, whatever, that are all the same. If you see U2 in concert, they wear the same thing every night. They just got a bunch of them. Albert Einstein used to wear brown suits every day. Why waste brainpower on something that is trivial?

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.