When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy because sacrifice infers that there was something better to do than the thing - than being with your children.
Chris RockMost parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men.
Chris RockYou can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
Chris RockI pride myself on being the guy who can do Def Comedy Jam and Charlie Rose. And do well on both.
Chris Rock