Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.

When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does.

If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Unlike flying or astral projection, walking through walls is an earthbound pursuit.