You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

The U.S government hates rap music

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my mother was sicker than my father. And my mother’s alive. My mother’s fine, OK? I remember going to the hospital to see my mother and wondering, ‘Was I in the right place?’ Like, this was a hotel. Like it had a concierge, man. If the average person really knew the discrepancy in the health care system, there’d be riots in the streets, OK? They would burn this m-therf—ker down!