You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

The material comes from whenever you realize that you and someone else have something in common. So any conversation you've had more than once, anything you see happening to you that you see happening to a friend, you go, Hmmm, that's a situation I can make funny.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they're not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.

America is the greatest country in the whole world.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

I see guys who can't make 10 percent of what I make, and yet they have four Bentleys, three houses, and four bodyguards.