I'm like the Hulk on stage. It's way over the top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I get off stage and go What did I say?! I'll watch one of my stand-up specials a year later and go Eww, that was mean.
You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there would be riots in the streets.
Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
I always say there's no more little girls, just boys with breasts. Girls act like boys nowadays. Teenage girls, they go after boys. They're predatory just like boys. My goal is to keep my girls, girls.