Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

The U.S government hates rap music

Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.

Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.