Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"

We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.

You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success is the fact that hey, I just did a movie and maybe I'll do some stand up, maybe I'll will write a book or maybe I will do a play.