Before I was a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that would happen to me was being a teenager... Boy, was I wrong!
Chris RockI never had the confidence to say I was going to be in front of the camera as a comedian until I saw Eddie Murphy years later.
Chris RockDo you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
Chris Rock