When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like "How do I make this stuff funny?"