When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.

I learned pretty quickly that it's your WORK ETHIC that LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. Education helps, but I've met failures who have Ph.D.s. I believe the hardest worker is always going to win.

No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.

It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called me Piece of the Rock, Plymouth Rock, Joe Rockid, and Flintstones. Now they call me Mister Rock.

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.