So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in your head a lot. And you're writing and you're doubting. But when I'm with my kids and my family, it's all about them.

It's easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays famous forever.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.