If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.

When you make comedy, you make it for the people and you try to have as many screenings and as many tests and you do focus groups and you read the cards and you try to give the people what they want in this comedy.

My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics - there are black comics that work only black crowds, gay comics that do only gay crowds, and southern comics that only work down South, and so on with Asian, Latino, Indian, midgets, etc. The previous generation's comics were better because they had to make everybody laugh.