You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.
Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
See, the Black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.