When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going to the mall.' It's all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest - it's all good.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

When you make drama you are like Picasso. Drama is whatever you want it to be.

They don't want you to vote. If they did, we wouldn't vote on a Tuesday. In November. You ever throw a party on a Tuesday? No. Because nobody would come.

I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they were your friends when you were broke.