Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.

God bless America. And no place else.