Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Women can have all the evidence but they still want the confession.

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.

I try to stay with it and I try to stay in contact with comedians and just keep comedians in my life 'cause comedians are their own species. If you get away from them, especially as a comedian, I think it's dangerous.

So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming in, what ignorant thing you believed, you're in show business for two years, you're like, "OK, I was wrong." It's hard to be mad at any particular group of people when you're an artist.