The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.

I'm old enough to remember when there were no black quarterbacks - there were no blacks on TV. I hope my son or daughter doesn't have to be as fixated on race as I am, because he or she will grow up in freer times.

People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

Nobody's about saving anymore. No one cares about a rainy day anymore. Nobody saves up enough for even an umbrella for a rainy day. It's sad. It really is a new form of slavery. We used to work to be able to afford material things. Now we work for these things. They're the boss. That house you can't afford, that car that's out of your price range, that cellphone that drains your bank account - that's your boss.