Why do people do yoga? To clear their minds? I embrace the clutter in my head.
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
Pretty girls have problems too.
If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory.
Bill Cosby was the first comedian I was exposed to, because he doesn't curse.
You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.