The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.

When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.

I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.

I believe you got my property?

Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.