I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

See... Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both people have to have the same focus, and we all know what that page is. We all know what that focus is. In order for the relationship to work both people have to have the same focus, and what's that focus? That focus is all about HER! It's all about her!

I love my life, but I don't think I'm any happier than my younger brother Andre, who drives a garbage truck.

I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

You know you're rich when you have to drive for a half hour to get to your house once you're on your property.

I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get to normal people in the audience.