The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.
The U.S government hates rap music
Money is the best lotion in the world.
Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.
My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars.