I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

The thing about Barack Obama, just from being around him, is he's cooler than the other politicians, but just nerdy enough to do the job. Like you can't be really cool and be the president.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

A black Christian is like a black person with no memory.

The only plan I have is to not do anything I don't want to do - and to never work just for money.

Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!