I live way below my means.

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show.

For the most part, comedy is the only fair part of show business.

I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying "Honey, I'm home." It's just not my thing.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.